Your vibe-coded MVP is breaking in production. Here is the fixed-scope rescue.
25% of recent YC startups have 95%+ AI-generated codebases. By early 2026, the technical debt wave is hitting production. Auth breaks under security review, webhooks silently lose payments, empty catch blocks swallow errors for weeks. You already know which one you are.
Sources: Veracode 2025 GenAI Code Security Report, GitClear 211M lines analysis
What breaks in production (the pattern)
Every vibe-coded SaaS I audit has the same 5 failures:
- Row-level security missing. Change a user ID in any API request, you see another user's data. Kills enterprise deals in the first 10 minutes of a security review.
- Webhook handlers are not idempotent. Stripe retries 3 times then gives up. Duplicate charges, stuck subscriptions, silent revenue loss.
- Auth edge cases. Session tokens in localStorage. JWT refresh flow that drops users under timing conditions. Two concurrent sessions break state.
- Empty catch blocks everywhere. AI generates these by default. Payments fail without alerting. Webhooks drop without retry. You find out from customer complaints weeks later.
- No database migrations. Raw SQL in production. First schema change at 2 AM takes the site down.
What you get
72-hour written audit document. Every issue found, with severity, root cause, reproduction steps, and the exact fix. You pay only after this lands in your inbox. No half-built work, no awkward refund conversations.
Then fixes applied based on which tier you pick:
Pricing
Audit Only
$2,500 CADWritten audit document in 72 hours. Every issue prioritized by severity with the exact fix. You apply the fixes yourself (or your team does).
Audit + Stabilization (most common)
$5,000 CADAudit + I fix the top 5 critical issues myself. Auth hardening, row-level security, webhook idempotency, error handling on critical paths, deploy pipeline. Runbook included so the same things don't break again.
Full Rescue
$8,000 CADAudit + all issues fixed + staging environment + CI/CD + monitoring setup + 30-day warranty on fixed components. For founders with real revenue who can't afford a 3-month rewrite.
What this is not
- Not a rewrite. Most agencies will quote you 3 months and burn your momentum. Stabilization is 1-2 weeks, users notice nothing changed, foundation holds weight.
- Not a retainer. Single engagement, clear endpoint.
- Not SOC 2 certification. Different problem. I refer out.
- Not consulting calls. Async only, text and email. If you want hourly advice, wrong fit.
Get a fixed price in 24 hours
Send me your stack (framework, database, auth, payments, hosting), the one thing you're most afraid will break, and what you've already tried. 24h response with fixed price or a straight no.
Get audit quote →Or run the free 9-point checklist first to see how bad it is.